Christian Bale Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you call a bundle of hay in a church?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What do you get when a Catholic priest baptizes hay?

You get a Christian Bale

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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They both give kids a little head.

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

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What is the difference between Christmas music and Kobe Bryant?

Christmas music will still be playing next year.

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Three on three.

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What do you call Batman when he ditches church?

Christian Bale

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

How do you get in the 'Public Urination Club'?

Walk up to the nearest police officer and you're in.