Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.