What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.

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Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin