When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."