What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together