What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

What do you call a vet that can only work on one animal?

A doctor

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.