What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do ghosts go for their holidays?

The Dead Sea.

Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Frants !

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

Favorite Joke Jokes More Favorite Joke Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?