Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What is Jesus' favorite workout?

Pontius Pilates

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Why dont't feminists go to church?

They can't stand saying "amen"

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.