Because Jesus saves.
Because figuratively breaking the country apart isn't enough.
They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.
Nun chucks.
It saves so much time.
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
They are in-sects