Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.