Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

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Who's there ! Cork ! Cork who ?

Cork and beans !

What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.