Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

What do you call two siblings that take your money?

Fine brothers

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What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

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What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !