What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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What was the best time in history for the Italians?

The Marin-era

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

January Jokes More January Jokes

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.