How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)