How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!