How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

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What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.