What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why did 10 die?

Because it was in the middle of 9 11

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What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common?

You break them at the middle and load them from behind

What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain