How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

What did Anakin order from the Italian bakery?

Only one cannoli.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

How do you know if a homeless man has a girlfriend?

He has two clean fingers.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you give an octomom for mother's day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

Why was the baby Honeydew sad?

Because it was Meloncholic

Pasta La Vista Jokes More Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.