How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What do you get when Italians join ISIS?

Baked Yazidi

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Pasta La Vista Jokes More Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He .