How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

How do whales type e-mails?

With their fish fingers.

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What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a post box?

Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

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How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do