What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

How do you play a big game of Hungry Hippos?

Go to a weight watchers meeting and roll Maltesers down the middle of their meeting circle.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.