What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the inverse of Kansas?

Arkansas

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL