What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What happend to Tommen Baratheon?

He made it to kings landing

Superman Jokes More Superman Jokes

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Kansas Jokes More Kansas Jokes

What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists?

Baryon my wayward son!

How do you get a Kansas alumni off your porch?

pay him for the pizza.

Illegal Alien Jokes More Illegal Alien Jokes

What do you call a migrant in space?

illegal alien

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL