What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL

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What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Obi-Wan Kenobi.

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What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

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Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Why did the fruit leave office?

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

What do you call Mexicans living in the USA?

Illegal aliens. LOL