What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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What if they had a call center where they call you everyday with a mission to make you laugh?

But instead of a call center, they called it a lol center! So much lol, that it will make you fall!

How do you LOL in N. Korea?

ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

What do horror movies and printer ink have in common?

The black one always dies first.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool?

Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.