Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
One
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
None. Social scientists do not change light bulbs they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
He kept trying to tune her G string.