How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many Scene kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Some obscure number, you've probably never heard of it

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."