How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Whores does it take to change a light bulb?

If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.