How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light

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How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."