How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business.

How many SCPs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum