What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why does Mitt Romney never win at Jenga?

Because he takes too much from the bottom and middle and gives it to the top.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Involve Jokes More Involve Jokes

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do you call a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, Chris Brown doesn't want you getting involved in his personal life

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A: A tri-syrup-tops.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why couldn't the two melons go to Las Vegas for their wedding?

Because they're cantaloupes.

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.