What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

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Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why is it easier to pick a prime minister than any other leader?

Because there's only 2 factors involved.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.