What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What are the three kinds of women's cancer?

1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism

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What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

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Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

What's the leading cause of obesity in women?

Wedding rings