What would you call a Chinese based arm of Isis?

Ricesis

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do Vegans, ISIS and Feminists have in common?

None of them like pork.

What do the leaders of ISIS drink after a victory?

Bombay.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: 10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

Base Jokes More Base Jokes

Why do people on acid listen to Dubstep?

Because if they didn't drop the base it would be a neutral reaction and they wouldn't feel the psychedelic effects.

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.