What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

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What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)