They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter
One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
Because he was in de-nile
Because he was in de-nile.
They had way to many chinks in their armor.
Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.
A condescending con descending.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
It was dynamite!"
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Mr. Do Ping
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door
He feigned ted.