Ping Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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China Jokes More China Jokes

What is the most important factor in China's future?

Euthanasia.

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

Tong Jokes More Tong Jokes

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

National Sport Jokes More National Sport Jokes

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

What is the national sport of North Korea?

Ping-Pyong-yang

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What do you call a Chinese man with a video camera?

Phil Ming

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Baby Name Jokes More Baby Name Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Why do we call them baby names?

They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up.