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Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What do you call a chinese duo that plays ping pong?

Ping Pong

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What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Where do religious school children practice sports?

In the prayground!

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy?

Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.