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How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?

Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting

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What did the asian parents call their retarded son?

Sum ting wong

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

How did the Edward Impersonator annoy /r/jokes?

He feigned ted.