When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

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When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.