When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

When is the Bible accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.