When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

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How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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When is the Quran accurate?

When it's thrown from a short distance.

What's a bee-line ?

The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !