What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Where do trailer park miscarriages go?

Out of the trash and into the garbage

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.