What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

Why does the homeless man only drink coffee?

He had no proper tea..

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a trash bin?

The trash gets taken out once a week.

What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.