What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Homeless Man Jokes More Homeless Man Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a homeless man?

An Instagram account.

What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Trash Jokes More Trash Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor?

Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children

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What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer?

A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."