Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What makes food go bad?

bacteria(/spoiler)

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What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed?

Looks like we got a tail.

How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

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