Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food?

Food.

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

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How did Bourne send data to the CIA?

JSON

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods