What would one call a movie about meth addictions?

Need for speed.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.