Juan.
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Because the only constant is change.
Boku no Pico de Gallo
A book has papers.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
Let's go fishing
Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.
What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com
Just Juan.
A hole in Juan!