How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What do a Feminist and a Broken ATM have in Common?

They both can't make any change

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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

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Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

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What do you call a fight in Mexico?

A Juan on Juan.

How Do Mexicans Play Basketball?

Juan on Juan.