How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter?

A hole in Juan!