How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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What do you call a Mexican carpet fitter?

underlay underlay"

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

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How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan