What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.