Why is my mom always right about everything?

Because she said so and that's final.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What do I have in common with neutrinos ?

We're both constantly penetrating your mom