His mom was in a jam.
Kid: Mom's last name must be "Darling" because that's what Daddy calls her every time.... Teacher: That's so sweet. What's her first name then? Kid: I think it's "Sorry"....
I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.
Decalfinated
Pasta la vista, baby!
Because it's mom was in a real jam.
He was in a Jam.
Cause his mom was in a jam. :(