Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

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Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.