What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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You can find a small bag of each under a buck.