Small Child Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What Is the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?

One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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A cry for Alp !

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One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

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What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

How do you tell the difference between a Sunni and a Shiite Muslim?

The Sunni's are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

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Mini Soda

Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

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What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.