A small child paralyzed from the waist up.
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Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Michael Jackson
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
A waist of paper.
A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.
Fall Out Boy
Stephen Hawking.
They couldn't find a table.
Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.
With a pitchfork
they are both 8........
A baby in the microwave :)
Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you
Bob.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!
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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
