What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Small Child Jokes More Small Child Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Paralyze Jokes More Paralyze Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.