Paralyze Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What does a horse and kryptonite have in common?

They both paralyze superman

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

What do you a paralyzed gangster?

A crip.

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Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.

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What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

Martial Art Jokes More Martial Art Jokes

What do call a potato that knows martial arts?

Jacket Chan

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.