What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds

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The retail store.

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To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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Reptiles !

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Because she had a pun in the oven!

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a smile and wave!

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You wave to him

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A basketball team

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Tsunami Warning

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What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum