What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

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What did the pink panther say as he skipped down the sidewalk?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.

What's the pink panther's to do list?

To do *To do *To do to do to do to do to doooooo

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Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)