Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango