What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How do windmills feel about renewable energy?

They're pretty big fans

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.