What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

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What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

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Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions?

He felt at home with And/Or.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

How do Canadians take care of their skin?

Maybe it's maple leaf.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What is hail?

A: Hard-boiled rain.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.