What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."