What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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What did the Mexican say to his dirty friend?

Hey Messe

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!