What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!