What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet !

What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement