What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.