What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.