What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

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Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

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Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.