What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

Insist Jokes More Insist Jokes

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.