What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

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What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

When a woman says "WHAT did you just say?

say something different.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

What's the difference between a baby and a washing machine?

A washing machine doesn't cry when it takes a load.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.