Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What do you call it when a statistician secretly gives out clothes?

Discreet uniform distribution

Who's to say tomorrow won't be the best day of your life?

A statistician.

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When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Why did the melon insist on having a big wedding?

Because it cantaloupe.